So you’ve decided to take the plunge, and treat yourself to an experience that one can only describe as,

sweeter than honey...

Virtual Art Teacher (Through Lockdown)


Love on the Telephone

  400 USD per week

1,250 USD per month

Unlimited texting, frequent photo sharing

and ample attention.

   600 USD per week

2,000 USD per month

All of the above with up to

two phonecalls per week. 


Through a Looking Glass

  800 USD per hour

2,000 USD for a package of 3

Zoom based date, face obscured, please kindly add additional funds for shared meals.

Inquire via email for any additional requests not listed here. As we navigate changing times I am open to new ideas. Screening is required for texting and video dates.

Incall/Outcall Rates

Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh

(Sleepover w/ Breakfast in Bed)

6,000 USD Standard

7,000 USD Premium

A Dance at Le Moulin de la Galette by Edward Renoir

(Day Trip)

5,000 USD Standard

5,500 USD Premium

Café Terrace at Night by Van Gogh

(6 Hours w/ A Show)

4,000 USD Standard

5,000 USD Premium

A Sunday on La Grande Jatte by Georges Seurat

(4 Hours w/ Dinner)

3,000 USD Standard

4,000 USD Premium

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch

(3 Hours w/ Drinks)

2,000 USD Standard

3,000 USD Premium

The Birth of Venus by Sandro Botticelli  

(1.5 Hours)

1,500 USD Standard

2,000 USD Premium

The Origin of the World by Gustave Courbet 

(1 Hour or less)

1,000 USD Standard


California Day-Trips


Chef du Jour

Learn a new kitchen trick! (up to 4 hours)

2,000 USD includes cooking class

Spa Day

90 minute Couples Massage (up to 4 hours)

2,500 USD includes Spa Booking  

In the Vines

Wine Tasting and Lunch (up to 8 hours)

6,500 USD includes 2-3 winery reservations in Napa/Sonoma


Basic Fly Me To You

Minimum 4 Hour Date+ Travel Expenses

(3 hour minimum in Pacific Standard Time Zone)

I'd be delighted to join you, whether for a business trip or a vacation getaway! For more information please reach out with the travel schedule you have in mind.. 

* Incentive Rates for Tropical or Bucket-list Locations 

 Did I hear you say Beach?




The Fine Print

  • "Premium" refers to a more exclusive excursion within only the bounds of the imagination! Your most carnal desires come true. Screening is required for the password.

  • I am happy to provide a luxurious incall for a fee. I no longer have a private incall.

  • For Screening I require your two most recent references and personal verification such as a linkedin or government ID. If you can justify a privacy need there are other methods to verify your identity but I do not meet strangers under any circumstances.

  • All fees incurred during our booked time or during payment processing are the   sole responsibility of the client. While cash is preferred I can process credit cards with a 5% processing fee.


  • Some suggestions are: a movie, dinner, an art exhibit or a leisurely stroll through the park. I am more than happy to suggest activities and venues if you find yourself at a loss. That being said I respect your discretion immensely and am more than happy to stay in, with room service and and on-demand movie. 


  • Is it a Duet you seek? Two lovely ladies to enthrall you? I have so many wonderful friends I would be so very happy to bring along! Please refer to my "demoiselles" page for some suggestions.




You know that your time is valuable and expect to be treated as such, I am sure. I feel exactly the same. Any cancelations made require a 50% cancelation fee at my discretion. Failure to pay a cancelation fee will result in an industry wide black listing.


My fees are for my time and companionship only. I do not accept any money, payment or donation for anything else. I reserve the right to decline any appointment if I believe it is necessary.

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